Looking For Inspiration? Well, You Won’t Get It From These 10 Dumb Fortune Cookie Sayings!

Have you ever opened up a fortune cookie hoping that it contained all of the answers to life’s problems, only to find out it was the most stupid thing you have ever read, and the only thing you could do with the ‘proverb’ is look on the back (Or front in some cases) for the numbers to play the lottery?  Oh, did I mention, I never win the lottery with the numbers either!

Here are 10 fortune cookie sayings that will leave you shaking your head.  Yes, some of them are quite funny, but when you open a fortune cookie, you’re usually looking for a pinch of inspiration, and not something that is funny!

What is one of the most stupid fortune cookie saying you ever encountered?

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